Epitaphs
A Mountain-Climber
He was born to rest
On the Everest.
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Mrs. Prime Minister
One would not say she was a man, you know.
One would not say she was a woman, though.
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An Actor President
I acted bad. And then, you see,
I lost my job and got my fee.
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An Activist
He had been always saying he had right.
And now, he's gone, to general delight.
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A Dummy
Hey you, who've got a stuffy brain,
Just try and make me live again.
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Lazybones
The best of earthly things is sleep...
And now, my sleep is truly deep.
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An Innocent Victim
Here lies a man who'd never hurt a fly;
Death did not care, and hurt; he had to die.
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