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Epitaphs


A Mountain-Climber

  He was born to rest
  On the Everest.


Mrs. Prime Minister

One would not say she was a man, you know.
One would not say she was a woman, though.


An Actor President

I acted bad. And then, you see,
I lost my job and got my fee.


An Activist

He had been always saying he had right.
And now, he's gone, to general delight.


A Dummy

Hey you, who've got a stuffy brain,
Just try and make me live again.


Lazybones

The best of earthly things is sleep...
And now, my sleep is truly deep.


An Innocent Victim

Here lies a man who'd never hurt a fly;
Death did not care, and hurt; he had to die.


A Workaholic

Seven days a week, every day of the year
I lived; so, no wonder I'm here!


Slowpoke

They said it's time to die.
I still don't figure out why.


Inquisitive

Supposing that I died,
what would you write?
If I were gone indeed,
how would it read?


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